Texas Baby Shower

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009

Baby-daddy Material

Baby-Daddy Material is mainly used towards "Pretty Boys" or in other words, "Very Attractive Men". A young man who has beautiful features as in: eyes, lips, hair, and skin. These are the type of men just to have beautiful babies with and nothing more.

"He is so fine! He has long flowing hair, green eyes, soft pink lips, and he's light-skinned! Oh yea, definitely baby-daddy material!"

by Crispy-Cream October 12, 2011

Dirty Baby Snowball

When you're having sex with a pregnant chick and you ejaculate inside her unborn child's mouth.

Man, I just busted my nut inside this preganant chick and her baby ate it! That was my first dirty baby snowball!

by matt_3196 May 31, 2011

Blow Me Baby

To fuck off or to shut up or to be dismissed. Blow me baby is a phrase frequently used by "Joe Cool", a YouTube personality. Joe Cool creates YouTube videos where he records police activity and often gets into heated debates with the police and will not hesitate to say "blow me baby" to a police officer. In one of his videos which has gone viral, Joe Cool says "blow me baby" to a female police officer and her reaction was priceless. Joe Cool is best known for his "First Amendment" activism, where he records police activity and does not hesitate to speak his mind to the police.

Police officer: Why are you recording me? Joe Cool: Blow me baby!

by PugFace Media February 18, 2020

brown baby boy

A shit, turd, crap

I just gave birth to a "Brown Baby Boy".

by BlueOyster April 29, 2003

Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009

fuck me baby

Usually said by the male or female while having sex or making love. It has also been used by lesbian and gay couples

And then she yelled “fuck me baby, fuck me harder”

by That one guy 2827 April 21, 2018