fake friend

another word from the thot terminology; usually used when angry or triggered at a friend, most of the time you’re overreacting about something petty.

“ omg edward smelled my crush’s fart! he’s such a fake friend! “

by thot terminology April 5, 2019

Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty

Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends

by Holla gamer January 1, 2018

friends with the benedicts

A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.

Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”

Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”

Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023

Friend-jealous

Kind of explanatory.. the type of jealousy when your friend gets a new friend(s).

I can't believe you got a new best friend, I'm friend-jealous.

by Carshimp April 23, 2025

Friend zone

The friend zone also defined as "FUCKING HELL. WORSE THAN SCHOOL. When your crush rejects you and you have to live with the awkwardness for the rest of your puny life. LITERAL FUCKING HELL."

Friend:I have to go to school/hell tomorrow. Friend 2: FUCKING JARED THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRIENDZONE YOU IDIOT! Friend: geez never though that the friend zone would be so bad. Friend 2: YOU CUUNNTTT.

by DEMONITIZEDZ November 30, 2018

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020