Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

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Fart master

Your dad

Oh the fart master is home

by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022

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A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

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Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

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Pussy Fart

When used as an adjective:

Something to call a friend or person that is avoiding speaking the truth because of a fear.

A Word to describe someone that is fearful of moving forward in life. Mainly attributed to ones fear of an outcome in their life or worst case scenario.

A term normally used to describe a female body flatulence. In other cases makes a great way to describe a person being weak and or scared to execute their wishes due to the triggering and embarrassing nature of the words origins.

Mike: My Girlfriend sucks and she is annoying me and I don't dare tell her how I feel.

Friend: Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and tell her how you feel. You will never get anywhere in life not telling her the truth.

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Mike: "That girl is hot"

Friend: "Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and go talk to her"

by L0rdCheese October 14, 2022

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