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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.
friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG
by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021
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Deez Nuts

"Imagine dragging deez nuts across yo face"
by kaeya.lover October 15, 2021
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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deez nuts

by nikoniko10 April 24, 2024
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One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.
Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked
by Sukon medick May 20, 2025
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Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.
"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"
by juicestinator June 25, 2021
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