Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Monkey party

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys

Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party

by waaiayki January 17, 2022

Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO

Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.

by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet

Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022

monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it

Trey was such a monkey butt in class today

by Mcdermont October 24, 2017