confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

Skin mark fart

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that is ass at Fortnite and is tall like a giraffe and he takes heroin

Skin mark fart needs to touch grass

by purpleguyvrr March 24, 2022

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

Fart

The greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

Fart Sniffing

The action of being in Paris (Oui Oui Baggette) and bowing down just low enough to get a crisp whiff of the succulent and juicy anal fumes!!

Person 1: wow brother, these fumes are delectable, isn’t the air just so crisp today?

Person 2: *fart sniffing* tf are you doing you bum ass fart sniffer mf

by PhartSniffa May 18, 2024

Fart Smella

ew

your a fart smella thats kinda sus man

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022