Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
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The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
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Get the jack mug.Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
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Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
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by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022
Get the Slacking and Jack mug.A light skinned, tall adolescent, particularly a part of the religion of Judaism, who is reckless, lives by their own rules, and takes many "L"'s in a class run by a strict woman of Russian and Slovenian heritage. Can also be very humorous, but in most cases makes an absolute fool of themselves.
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Get the Jack mug.Is perfect. Is literally Einstein. Nobody compares to how smart he is. Went through a tough breakup. However he lives his life in the shadow with nobody really recognising him he just needs someone to tell him he’s so great. Please help Jack. He deserves some love and affection. He is also the biggest weeb.
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