Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.

Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021

Sped fart

Flatulence of an autistic or sped kid.

“Uh oh Sam did a sped fart!”

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 12, 2024

fart

something that smell like shit

ew do you just farted

by saulgoodmanic January 8, 2023

Fart

A nasty thing people do after they eat food or happens when you are taking a massive dump

I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"

by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022