Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Lake butler

The hick town

Lake butler is hick town

by Hillbilly bug November 12, 2019

tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

lake of the hoods

a small spot in gig harbor where many crips are found

y'all comin' from lake of the hoods

by C.R.I.P. November 21, 2011

chris lake

Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.

Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.

sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid

by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022

Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.

Quit throwin lake skeet at me!

by Zander155 August 22, 2008