To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
Get the Check yourself, before you Shrek yourselfmug. Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
Get the Check yourself before you shrek yourselfmug. 
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
Get the shrekmug. To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
Get the shrekmug. oh boy
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021
Get the Shrekmug.