When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016
Get the A Christmas Story mug.Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.
by dls_779 January 2, 2009
Get the True Story mug.by "12.5" Cock Guy May 14, 2015
Get the Sex Story mug.Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.
Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....
Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
by subotai August 19, 2010
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by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021
Get the Villagin Story mug.A char story is a story which is told with such enthusiasm and humour that you thought the story was going to be interesting, but it ultimately goes nowhere, is underwhelming or pointless.
Char story-
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
by Jlha November 21, 2019
Get the CHAR STORY mug.When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
by Raddie11334 June 8, 2021
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