pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism February 16, 2018

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 05, 2016

Pokemon go

A game were you basically pay to get hacked

You just got pokemon goed bro

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021