Jewish Doorbell 

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

Jewish Doorbell by HBAD May 4, 2020

jewish driveby 

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

jewish driveby by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020

Jewish Vinyard 

When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids

Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard

Jewish Vinyard by Scurbird September 26, 2020

Jewish vineyard 

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

Jewish vineyard by Scurbird September 30, 2020

Jewish Carnival 

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”

Jewish Carnival by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Jewish Hammer 

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

Jewish Hammer by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

jewish clamtrap 

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

jewish clamtrap by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021