Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018

Dirty Skyping

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.

I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.

by mkins January 27, 2010

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

Dirty Sigge

When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.

"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"

by Ihavegenitalherpes May 13, 2020

Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

Dirty Stu

When you’ve been so sick that you shit the bed but still want to have sex.

I’m a Dirty Stu.

by Handyhamsammy February 27, 2019