Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

deal him

Go out with him

Im gonna deal him

by sex bomb hamza March 25, 2016

Real deal skeng

If someone is tuff and hard as nails and don’t give two fucks

Charlie is a real deal skeng

by Connorarmes June 18, 2023

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

What kind of deal?

When something unbelievable occurs/ happens.

You are writing a paper on Microsoft Word and you computer suddenly shuts down and you lose everything that you typed. You can't believe what just happened and so you say "what kind of deal?!"

by Don't Consent August 27, 2021

What's the deal with

you?

What's the deal with you?

by Nintendrew November 16, 2022

dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

by I*ESN December 17, 2013