Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it

by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018