r tard

Meaning retarded but the people who you are saying it to don't deserve the e

Ryan you are such an R tard for taking the starburst

by Coolguy6969696969 April 30, 2008

fuck tards

Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.

Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.

by Seanperry May 13, 2005

zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

e-tard

Individual whos use of ecstasy has made them stupid

I didn't understand a damn word you just said, e-tard.

by francky March 26, 2007

i-Tard

Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.

Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.

by willc333 March 15, 2010

Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009

Tarded up

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.

Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.

by Jack Carter April 22, 2003