I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

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Get the I am the managermug.

I Am Not A Taco

A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.

The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.

Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."

by DictionaryContributor B===D July 16, 2022

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