Woke Horny

Crocstew, apparently.

Woke Horny is more of a graphical point than anything else

by every username is taken help August 12, 2017

Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024

woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023

Woke

When you're so open minded that your brains fall out.

Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.

by Good Bear June 6, 2021

Woke

Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.

"you rlly believe in that shit bro?"
"nah bro im messing wit you im woke"
"good"

by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022

I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

by ran2010 January 2, 2025

Woke

A state when a person is aware of world problems (such as racism, wars, homophobia etc...) and shows compassion towards its victims.

Woke has unfortunately been bastardised by conservatives into an insult to people (mostly to everyone that isn't conservative).

While being woke just means being aware and accepting people how they are and having basic human decency and empathy (and empathy was, is, and always will be a good thing).

Be kind.

Franklin: man who gives a damn if hes gay or not, that man is not married, its his business...

Jake: since when you were so woke!?

Franklin: Wha? So a basic human decency is woke now you, tf??

by Ihopeyouhaveagreatday September 5, 2025