The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

pResident

A person who appears to be president of a country or institution but obtains the position through dubious means.

Note: The "p" is silent.

Visitor: I am excited to meet the President.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.

by CBSquared March 30, 2021

Dead presidents

Another word for money used in america

You got any dead presidents ill suck yo dick suger for 7

by Pum pum 208 July 30, 2018

The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above

I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!

by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024

President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010

Get Down, Mr. President!

A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.

Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"

by Fulcrum-E April 13, 2023

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022