Pig Racing

Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.

"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Dissecting the Pig

to have sex with a fat girl

Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.

by Jacquizz "Debrikashaw" Ronan February 21, 2009

Fetal Pigging

The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.

“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging“

by squeezemylemons8 August 7, 2022

pig orgy

In minecraft the behavior of a pack of many pigs found in the wild.

pwnrman's server has it's own pig orgy room, pre stocked with unlimited supply of pigs.

Oh my!!! There's a pig orgy goin' on out here!!!

by Pwnii August 22, 2011

pig-slop

Unkind slang term referring to someone fat and lazy, and/or a person with little regard for personal hygiene.

Most common in mid-western North America.

"Uhgg! Janelle is such a pig-slop!"

by MrBodaggles December 7, 2009

Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.

"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"

by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

Pig wrestling

A dance, particularly one held in a town-hall or public space for the express purpose of promoting social intercourse, i.e., encouraging members of the opposite sex of a small town or rural area to meet one another. (northern New England usage)

I'm going pig wrestling Saturday night. I hope I get laid.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006