When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015
Get the Happy Jizzmug. The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
Get the Juice Jizzmug. That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation
Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.
by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020
Get the jizz stationmug. A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
Get the jizz shartmug. A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
Get the Jizz Cakesmug. by theangrybeard August 16, 2014
Get the Jizz Kittymug. 1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009
Get the jizz-stimulatemug.