top door

Oral sex

James got in Sophies top door

by Melonsister March 8, 2017

Door Shadowing

1.The act of walking directly behind someone so when they open a door, you can slip through after them without having to hold it.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.

Dude, I was totally out of it this morning, so I door shadowed some chick for almost 10 minutes.

Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.

by Plethora Girl September 16, 2011

Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either

-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?

by teheheehehe July 7, 2010

The sloshy door

When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.

She was really pissed at me for giving her the sloshy door.

by Granularcashew April 25, 2022

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009

Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018