Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.

My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016

biscuit cheddar

Stank ass pussy

That skeezer had a biscuit cheddar. Like that white cheddar cheese it cheddar.

by The Prince of Portland October 21, 2017

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022