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unicorn family

A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.
In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.
by pmrlcomm December 1, 2015
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family pact

In the game of necking or gilling, which is slapping someone on the back of the neck and scratching their neck when they say something stupid, if they say something amazingly stupid that is heard by many people, someone yells "FAMILY PACT!" and everyone gets their turn of giving them a neck
My gosh! Name-o has gotten like 30 family pacts!
by sdubz April 13, 2009
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Family Locator

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.
Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!
by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010
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sauce family

"The Sauce Family is on YouTube by a guy named Captain Sauce"
by Colezen June 29, 2018
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Family Cactus

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!
by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017
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Partridge family

The show with the theme song where the partridge comes out of the egg, shakes one half of the egg off its butt, and kicks the other half away.
Dude, in the partridge family theme song, why does the partridge get rid of the egg!!?? Obviously an egg on its butt could protect it!
by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012
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anti-family

being non-social with relatives/family members because you think it's a waste of time or you have better things to do.
"I never see Amanda anymore"
"Yeh, she's anti-family."
by jejuboys February 5, 2017
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