Don Platano

A latino stud who is great in bed. He loves to party and is a great dancer, prefers bachata. Very kind and loving boyfriend, the type to carry his girlfriend to bed, and take her breakfast in bed. He works out alot. Likes to prank his friends frequently and will always be there for his friends.

Girl my boyfriend is such a don platano i met him at the club.

by DRGrown145 June 24, 2014

Fruity Don

acting gay and is most likely gay

oh look it’s that fruity don

by Kyleeeee11111 October 23, 2020

MK Dons

A bunch of deluded inbreds who support a franchise instead of a football club

MK Dons are not the real dons, AFC Wimbledon are

by doe2005 January 31, 2023

don lonjas

Don Lonjas

A fake friend who is short, has a big ass nose, gets butthurt easily, says the dumbest things possible, dates anything because she is desperate, proceeds to cheat on them and gets pressed by 8th graders then snitches, likes to wear crop tops that show her “Lonjas” and pants to high that show her nasty camel-toe.

“Don Lonjas thinks that by drinking she is “Lit”, yeah ik its dumb but thats her vocabulary.

“She is such a don lonjas”

by Shrekandfionna February 20, 2019

don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.

What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow

by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009

don vito

An obese, disgusting slob, who is also a convicted sex offender currently serving a sentence of 10 years probation due to his fondling of 12 year old girls. His actions were glorified by his nephew Bam "aka Sellout" Margera, on the show Viva La Bam. While any normal person would put him in an insane asylum, his antics brought better ratings to the show, thus his outrageous actions were encouraged.

Looks like we won't see much of Don Vito, cause he's in jail for the next decade.

by teebowandarrow March 3, 2008

don caballero

sick math rock band composed of damon che, ian williams, and eric emm

I love don caballero

by YouShallNotKnowMyName March 23, 2022