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Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
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Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.
Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top
by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021
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Corona Mountain

The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).

Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 17, 2021
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Boreal Mountain

A decrepit dive bar of a ski resort, usually making the majority of their profit off tourists from a large city that have little experience around snow. These establishments make up for their tourist baiting with a creative park setup.
Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
by Sendy McVibes November 25, 2022
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Baltica Mountain

Fictional place you go to when you drinking a whole 51 oz. bottle of Baltica in one sitting.
"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?"

"Going to Baltica Mountain! Wanna come?"
by Loop Street Crew November 22, 2009
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Mountain FM

A monopolizing radio station in Squamish, British Colombia that broadcasts over the Sea to Sky corridor. 90% of the music is tasteless and outdated. The only reason anyone listens to Mountain FM is so that they don't have to sit in awkward silence, listen to themselves think, or listen to CBC Radio while driving.

Was unfortunately the "Official radio station of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games"
Making the drive from Vancouver to Whistler or vice versa is incredibly scenic, just make sure you have an iPod or CD's so you don't have to listen to Mountain FM.
by Not my real name!!!!!!!! July 28, 2010
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Coal Mountain

A town in southern West Virginia in Wyoming county that was known for it's booming Coal Mining country.
I'm going home to Coal Mountain to visit my family.
by shannondrown October 20, 2008
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