sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

by David P January 29, 2005

Sausage Fest

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.

Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker

by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009

sausage body

- noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.

Neil: "Damn, did you see Joan the other day!"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"

by BPPump May 4, 2009

Sausage Backspin

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.

what the fuck was that you just did! says Barbera, "Why, it was a Sausage Backspin my dear"

by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018

sausage fears

a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia

"Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?" "He's got mad sausage fears, bro."

by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 28, 2015

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 3, 2005

cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

by Karl L August 25, 2006