suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

suicide corner

When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.

Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner

by cowthe2000 March 26, 2017

Suicide Rhyme

When words rhymes with pronunciation of the word instead of spelling.

<suicide rhyme> Say this,
"Someone someone tell me what where fighting for ,anyone anyone anyone can start a war
For ,war

by FistOfJusticeTV February 17, 2017

suicide shift

A work shift where the workers have eight hours (or less) between the time they get off of work and their next shift. Named this way because workers who are put into this situation are usually overworked and underpaid by their boss and would rather be dead than be forced to be overworked by a company that doesn't give a shit about them. Two notable cases occurred in July 2021 with the Frito-Lays company and in August 2021 with Nabisco. Unfortunately, this has become more common since the COVID-19 pandemic started

"One of the most contentious issues throughout the bargaining process, according to union leaders, has been the regular use of forced overtime at the plant that results in so-called 'suicide shifts' where "'many of the more than 800 workers at the plant are only getting an eight-hour break between shifts."'

-NPR

"Alongside low pay, treatment of employees is coming to the surface. Workers at Frito-Lay—which also exceeded its profit goals during the pandemic—went on strike for three weeks this summer, citing concerns over forced overtime, 100-degree plus conditions, and 'suicide shifts.' The workers were successful in ending the practice of assigning the grueling 12-hour shifts, which took place less than 8 hours apart...Parent conglomerate Mondelez International angered employees when it proposed turning eight-hour shifts into 12-hour ones without overtime."

-Civileats

by Mayday ｯ November 7, 2021

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.

News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."

by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016