Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.

Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro

by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

Hot Jamaican Oven

Smoke Weed and pull the covers over someones head to get them high.

Dizko was like, damn I was not trying to get high tonight, then my bitch Hot Jamaican Ovened me and I went into Outer Space.

by Dizkoh December 3, 2013

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

clinical pizza oven

cremation oven- i.e. "retort"

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2011

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022