by omfg can i get a username October 11, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Finnish Boy: "Over Here we have 4 hour school days, the rest is used to experience childhood like it's supposed to be"
American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"
Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"
American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"
Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"
by A Useless Definition September 17, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
Get the schoolmug. Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. Hell.
by God bless your survival. October 23, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. A place where innocent kids are forced to learn things that they will probably never even use in life
by Dschnerds August 24, 2014
Get the Schoolmug.