nipple rockets

big saggie boobies with nipples the size of a wooly rhinoceros's.

" Garrett Hayes' mom has mad nipple rockets!"

by pineapple in the vag August 3, 2009

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Banana Nipple

The first and last slice of a banana.

Bruce preferred the disc shaped inner slices of a banana in his cereal rather than the conical shaped (first and last) banana nipples.

by Cam Chapman December 5, 2009

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Blind nipple

When a girls areola and nipple are the same color as their skin tone.

I was with this chick last night and she took off her shirt, wouldn't you know it, THE BLIND NIPPLE!!! You couldn't tell if she had nipples or not.

by Aaron-n-Stacy August 4, 2017

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The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.

While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."

by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016

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Squeezing the Nipples

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.

Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."

by juggieful January 10, 2012

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