Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.

Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge

by Bobby Herder April 26, 2021

Truffle salt

The residue from the truffle butter on the sheets that has dried.

"Damn bro that slut left that truffle salt all over my sheets."

by West Texas Semen Demon November 18, 2016

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017

Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.

Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021