Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Amogus Disease

Some fucking mental disease that ruined the lives of 7.4 million ppl.

Mr. Shit: Awww unlucky Mrs. Amogutard she has amogus disease
Mrs. Amogutard: AMOGUS

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

Thought Disease

When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.

Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.

by stuxnaut August 19, 2016

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

Demonic Disease

A disease where a person is acting more crazy and aggressive than usual. They also comes to where they almost killed someone. This isnt physically disease , its mentally disease. It can be also be cured.

Yandere has a demonic disease.
Alyssa has a demonic disease.
Beware of people who have demonic disease.

by StarShiner02 March 31, 2017

nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019