Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

Pythagorean Blowjob

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

by Genius92 November 4, 2011

texas blowjob

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.

Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass

by positionman June 16, 2013

blowjob

(n.) 1. The process sometimes deemed an art in which a female caresses the protrusion in a man's pants with her mouth until the appropiate eruption takes place. 2. Someone who laughs all the time, ar stupid stuff, or purely lacks the common sense to be consider appropiately human.

Actually shes back there giving him a blowjob you stupid blowjob.

by riz January 5, 2006

blowjob party

A blowjob party is an event where only males attend, with the sole intent of giving/receiving fellatio to/from other men. Usually used sarcastically.

Mat: No girls allowed. this is a blowjob party
Alex: Really?
Mat: Yes

by 206Lexicon July 1, 2008

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

blowjob city

For those who coach youth atheletics, it's the act of having the MILF's who attend the games and practice smoke the hog at practices while your assistant coaches entertain the kids

Back in the day when me and steve were coaching it was blowjob city with the moms

by Bad Motherfucker August 15, 2007