blow monger

someone who frequently sucks dick

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger

by how about nooooo January 29, 2010

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

blow gravy

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"

by Swio March 28, 2016

awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.

Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

Chucky Blow

Overly ambitious oral sex giver gags and vomits on his cock or in her pussy then continues to give enthusiastic oral.

Giving him a Chucky Blow.

by Phillth69 January 8, 2015