Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.
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Get the jack mug.The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.
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Get the theiceninja-jack mug.Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
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