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Jack chandler

"Jack chandler is always late"
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Jack

Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.
OMG you GUYS Jack was so jacking me up I literally saw stars *drools*
by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025
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hi you need to stream jack
by hjwjejerjrb January 28, 2021
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Jack got so wasted this weekend, he’s such an alcoholic.
by fucjing cool February 12, 2021
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Jack

The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.
Ugh, he was being such a damn jack yesterday!
by Pineapple pastel May 20, 2018
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A personal friend known as theiceninja-jack
by Spas Baby May 15, 2018
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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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