One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
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You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
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