by hgfkdfsjas January 29, 2014
Get the rooting for my baby mug.Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
by Cookiel August 14, 2007
Get the dead baby jokes mug.The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.
"Do you want to look at your black jelly babies before I flush them? I left them in the toilet for you."
by luc_x January 3, 2012
Get the Black Jelly Babies mug.An affirmative statement or acknowledgement of information.
A jovial retort.
Roots, if they must be traced, are archaic and are in reference to one's "baby maker" (that you are putting your mouth near it/on it).
One is so much in agreement with the other person that they would preform oral sex with each other.
Not a threat, although new mothers don't favor this term. Use discretion with your slang.
The negative form is also easy to use:
"I am NOT biting your baby".
Other forms exist such as:
"I'm gnawing your toddler"
"Chomping your child."
Used usually to add variety by those that are already familiar with "biting your baby".
A jovial retort.
Roots, if they must be traced, are archaic and are in reference to one's "baby maker" (that you are putting your mouth near it/on it).
One is so much in agreement with the other person that they would preform oral sex with each other.
Not a threat, although new mothers don't favor this term. Use discretion with your slang.
The negative form is also easy to use:
"I am NOT biting your baby".
Other forms exist such as:
"I'm gnawing your toddler"
"Chomping your child."
Used usually to add variety by those that are already familiar with "biting your baby".
Drew: I'm having a barbecue on Saturday.
Tyson: What are you grilling?
Drew: Steak and corn on the cob.
Tyson: I'm biting your baby! I'll be there.
Drew: Tonight Ingrid and I are going out to the movies, do you want to come?
Ian: I'm biting your baby, but I've got to work on this script. Thanks, though.
Jayson: Do you want to hang out at my house?
Drew: So I can watch you play Wii? I am not biting your baby.
Tyson: What are you grilling?
Drew: Steak and corn on the cob.
Tyson: I'm biting your baby! I'll be there.
Drew: Tonight Ingrid and I are going out to the movies, do you want to come?
Ian: I'm biting your baby, but I've got to work on this script. Thanks, though.
Jayson: Do you want to hang out at my house?
Drew: So I can watch you play Wii? I am not biting your baby.
by AGS July 11, 2007
Get the Biting Your Baby mug.by Harold Roberts January 14, 2007
Get the shasta baby blue mug.A) The mother of your child
B) A tease every time you pick up your kid
C) The girl who make you question if you want more with her
D) Got you pressed every time she come by
B) A tease every time you pick up your kid
C) The girl who make you question if you want more with her
D) Got you pressed every time she come by
by fckenfarmer June 16, 2017
Get the baby mama mug.Mr Jonesy, or Jonesy as he likes to be known. Always hitting it off with the women, (AB at least) he's a ladies man who doesn't mind when his jokes fall flat!
by Worried of London October 12, 2003
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