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Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
mugGet the Penis lattemug.

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
mugGet the penis weight lifting daymug.

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.
Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!
by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021
mugGet the Shrimp Penismug.

victors penis

Something that is so microscopic you can’t even see it.
Aaron totally has victors penis”
by Maddie4568 October 21, 2022
mugGet the victors penismug.

Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)
My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut
by Ass_eating_101 December 29, 2015
mugGet the Penis Hutmug.

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.
John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown
by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018
mugGet the Penis Honkermug.

penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!
by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

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