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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
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If u don’t like Among us

Ur a wierd human being and u should go and play cause if u hate it u suck ha
by Shorehisiatars November 6, 2020
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I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
by Azama October 15, 2019
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i love you like a lana del ray song

A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.
Her: i love you like a lana del ray song

“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”
by poegrog May 15, 2023
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Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009
by zaphod13 June 29, 2023
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