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Human butt plug

When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
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transitive butt property

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
by discoblob October 26, 2003
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mud butt blast

Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"

1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.

Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.

2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.

3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.

2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!

3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
by S. Bruno May 11, 2008
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hand-butt

A hand stained by improper wiping of ones ass-parm (parmesan).
Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.
by Kodeir January 4, 2009
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butt juggler

Much like the common Caock juggler, a term used to describe a homosexual
by Spaid June 24, 2005
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butt wink

A single shake of the hips and butt, directed towards a possible mate. Indicates interest and potential for ass play. Can also be used as a coy flirtation.
I knew Tiffanie was interested when she gave me a butt wink on the way to the kitchen.
by Team Lunch nap November 2, 2013
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bubblelicious butt

A girl who's ass cheeks come out of her panties or is so massive her jeans look like she is about to rip them.
Damn look at that bubblelicious butt!

Almost as fine as our English teacher!
by adsginagngfdsg May 7, 2010
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