Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

penis

what you have none of and like sucking on

I like you penis

thanks babe

by idkwhatmynamesiss December 27, 2021

penis

yes

the penis is yes

by asdfghjklxcgvbhj0gvd wbjnsacxq June 14, 2024

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

penis

a genital exclusive to males

Guy 1: Guy 3’s penis is tiny.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3, masturbating: Oh, what a big one I have

by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019