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penis is my favorite
by big blackpp6969 December 30, 2023
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yours is micro
wwow your penis is so micro!
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
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Penis

by Silv3rn1pple February 11, 2020
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penis

The long (or short) thing that you use to put in a girl's vagina and push really hard going in and out getting cum in the hole and getting them pregnant. the harder you push the better it feels.
I fucked a girl with my penis. It was good.
by grabit pushit March 9, 2021
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right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis
My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!
by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014
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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
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