Penis

something you will never see because of your fat stomach / non existant

i have a penis

by Mike oxhall March 8, 2022

penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.

men have penises

by jeboris November 21, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!

Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!

by anonymous November 9, 2025

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

Penis

A male genitalia. To pleasure it, it can be sucked or stroked or put into an ass or pussy

Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~

*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.

by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022