Monkey

the friend that plays basketball

Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row

by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

monkey

you

“you are a monkey!!”

by youareamonkey September 25, 2025

Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.

heyo man wanna hit this monkey

by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022

monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".

by leckyburnet July 13, 2013

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025