your mom

the person I laid

who is your mom the
the person I laud

by firewolf27 February 12, 2021

your mom

gay

your mom gay

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Your mom

unfunny insult used by 8th graders.

person 1: your argument sucks.
person 2: your mom lol

by fredbear fazbear January 2, 2024

Mom

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom!
Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

by Taken as a joke July 31, 2022

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

Star wars mom

A mom who is as attached to starwars as kids are to games and one goes by the name Vikki.

My star wars mom is the best.

by Childish weirdo 34 February 12, 2021

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023