Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
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"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
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A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
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Get the Jacking mug.Jack is the type of person to have ginger hair but not acknowledge it and he also may have pusscidous sometimes but you kinda have to deal with it he thinks he is super sexy and athletic and sometimes this may be the case and he also thinks he has a six pack but truly he really doesn’t and he works out for about a month and says he is swole that is how my jack is
Jack: “Guys look my six pack”
The rest of us : “ Jack u don’t have one so stop telling us u do please:
The rest of us : “ Jack u don’t have one so stop telling us u do please:
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