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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth
My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best
by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024
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Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.

The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
he parent company of the Santa Barbara News-Press, Ampersand Publishing, filed a copyright infringement suit on November 9, 2006, against the Santa Barbara Independent ("SBI")—where many former News-Press columnists had become contributors to the community weekly—claiming that a link on independent.com violated copyright law. The case never reached trial, as an undisclosed settlement was reached on April 28, 2008, resulting in a dismissal at the request of the parties
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
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A new litter of glaggles

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland
This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"
by LeTigre_Tango September 15, 2023
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New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
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News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.
(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"
by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011
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