Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.

Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

New Pussy Energy

The first 90 days of a relationship during which a man puts in the most effort he ever will for the woman he is with.

I was sad when I saw that my ex was putting in so much effort for his new girlfriend - effort that he never showed with me - until I realized it's just New Pussy Energy and he'll end up disappointing her, too.

by JaneDoe was taken September 20, 2025

New Trier

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.

Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?

Leroy-Brown - New Trier.

by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019

GameStop New

When an item is clearly used but is being sold as "New" because it was taped shut after being opened.

1: I got a new copy of Smash Bros.

2: It's not wrapped though.

1: Yeah it's GameStop New

2: Ah, yes.

by BudDude February 16, 2022

New Hampshire

New Hampshire’s a nice place minus the wannabe Massachusetts kids who think they’re affiliated,aka DERRY NH kids,but other then that pretty chill place,not much to do but hangout with your friends drive around and waste gas

New Hampshire’s a nice place, minus the kids who wannabe GDS so bad.

by Bigbrobooka November 25, 2021